Privacy Statement

Well, normally, this is where a whole lotta shit goes. But look, this is a frickin’ blog.  We are not buying or selling.  We’re not talking about anything too serious.  So here’s what you need to know about our protecting your privacy:  we are not tracking jack shit.  Really.  So, if you’re paranoid, let me let you in on a little secret:  Someone else is tracking your ass – not us.  You’re not going to be any less secure here than anywhere else you go on the web.

Last thing.  Now that you know that you’re paranoid – just remember this, just because you know that you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they really aren’t out to get you.

I hope that our privacy statement helps you sleep better tonight.  Only kidding.